Diary of a Wimpy Vampire by Tim Collins PDF

By Tim Collins

ISBN-10: 1843174588

ISBN-13: 9781843174585

Like Edward Cullen in "Twilight", Nigel Mullet was once remodeled right into a vampire whilst he used to be nonetheless undefined, and may stay this age without end. regrettably, Nigel turned a vampire on the awkward age of fifteen, and needs to spend eternity dealing with zits, a breaking voice, and an ineptitude with girls...In this, his excruciatingly humorous diary, Nigel chronicles his more and more determined makes an attempt to be spotted by way of the affection of his existence, Chloe Sparrow, the consistent mortification brought on by his vampire mom and dad (not to say the concern that they may unintentionally consume considered one of his friends), and the disappointment one feels while you've acquired the entire of uninteresting eternity stretching out in entrance of you and also you can't actually have a lie in (vampires don't sleep). compelled to hang around with the Goths and emo youngsters as a result of his light dermis and social awkwardness, and continually fighting his embarrassingly overwhelming wish to sink his fangs into Chloe's neck, will Nigel ever get his woman? superbly witty and highly input tanning, this enjoyable and obtainable diary will attract any fan of "Twilight" or "Adrian Mole", teenage or differently.

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I never thought he was a bad person or anything, but, to be honest, I did think he was kind of a doofus. My problem with him舒the thing you could say sort of constituted his doofy-os-itude舒was that he fancied himself some kind of big-time radical. 舡 And look, there舗s nothing wrong with that as a general sort of thing. It舗s just that Mr. Sherman sort of took it to the Crazy Place, if you know what I mean. See, Mr. Sherman舗s point of view was that nothing was really good or bad, it was just a matter of how you thought about it.

Sherman stopped waving his arms around. He smiled. 舠Ah, my zombielike friend, that舗s exactly the wrong question. The question is: What part of it can you prove to be true? Prove that we舗re created equal. 舡 舠That舗s not what it means. 舡 舠Prove it, Charlie. You can舗t. It舗s just something Americans have come to believe, that舗s all. Other people believe other things. You can舗t even prove that we were created, that we have a Creator in the first place. It舗s just something you were told and so you believe it.

The motorcycle had nearly stopped by that time and though the impact was hard enough to send a shock of pain through me, it wasn舗t hard enough to do any real damage. The next second, I had the bike righted. I gave it gas again. I felt it dart forward under me, racing a little way along the sidewalk until I spotted an opening between parked cars. The bike made the gap. I bounced hard over the curb. I rolled out into the street, already gathering speed again. There was a wild screaming blare: a car horn.

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