By Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert's I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie and Your motion picture Sucks, which collected a few of his so much scathing experiences, have been best-sellers. This new assortment maintains the culture, reviewing not just video clips that have been on the backside of the barrel, but additionally video clips that he came across beneath the barrel.
A terrible adventure of insufferable Length collects greater than two hundred of his experiences due to the fact 2006 during which he gave videos stars or fewer. identified for his fair-minded and well-written movie studies, Roger is at his razor-sharp funny most sensible while skewering undesirable videos. give some thought to this opener for the one-star Your Highness:
"Your Highness is a juvenile excrescence that sounds like the paintings of 11-year-old boys in love with dungeons, dragons, warrior ladies, pot, boobs, and four-letter phrases. That this can be the paintings of David Gordon eco-friendly beggars the mind's eye. one in all its heroes wears the penis of a minotaur on a string round his neck. I hate it while that happens."
And ultimately, the muse for the name of this booklet, the one-star Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen:
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a terrible adventure of insufferable size, in brief punctuated through 3 or 4 fun moments. the sort of contains a doglike robotic humping the leg of the heroine. so one can shop your self the price ticket fee move, pass into the kitchen, cue up a male choir making a song the track of hell, and get a child to begin banging pots and pans jointly. Then shut your eyes and use your imagination."
Movie buffs and humor fans alike will savor this treasury of films so undesirable that you could be simply are looking to see them for a superb snigger!
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A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length: More Movies That Suck by Roger Ebert